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Just when I think I sort of have Tumblr figured out, a photo I posted five months ago suddenly blows up with over a hundred notes. wth?

p sure it’s supposed to be a satire on those angry dudebro friendzone manifestos but it’s jezebel, so

idk, this isn’t normally my area of expertise and actually, missing satire really can be my area of expertise sometimes, but in this case I feel like it went way overboard or she missed the point if that’s the goal.

OMFG is this article serious? I’m on the second paragraph and I… no. Just no.

The writer is a comedienne so there’s a chance it’s meant as some kind of satire but I don’t get that from it. It’s like this weird mixture of gross internalized misogyny (broad, bitch, whatever ladydude is actually supposed to mean) with an actual hatred of men that isn’t even justifiable in this case (it’s men’s fault when they get friendzoned for “putting a down payment on a pipe dream”! it’s men’s fault when I get bro-zoned because they’re supposed to want to fuck me!). I read it three times and still couldn’t figure out who I was supposed to hate in that article other than the woman who wrote it.

You Are Not His Girlfriend: How to Know When You’ve Been Bro’d

I know, it’s Jezebel so I shouldn’t expect too much anyway, but this was linked on something older that I read and, uh. Ew.

asherlockian:

steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

DYING

@Erin, re: your tags, no, but I’m sort of on the fence about it. The guy in the ad seems perfectly comfortable with his body and showing it off so in that sense, no. I mean, obviously the idea is that we should be terrified to see his omgdeathfat body and people should feel compelled to advertise to prevent the horror of this man’s penis being displayed all over the sign, but given that he doesn’t seem all that ashamed to be showing it off, I kind of say rock on with your hirsute self, dude.

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